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I love my girlfriend

helpihavesexlexia:

"fuckboy"

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whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

ooogooo:

ベストオブ愛おしい

fakestan:

me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

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